The Cult Of E-Go

I am coming out of the closet as a green. I joined the E-Go cult by purchasing a lawnmower, chainsaw and weed trimmer from them. As a result, I now have an array of battery chargers with batteries humming their way to fully charged. The only thing I now need is some hemp clothes and a private jet to fly me around the world to protest those filthy proles who continue to use gas powered mowers.